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fcukmichael:

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

im crying

WHAT THE FUCK

galagraphia
galagraphia:

hoodie2shoes:

westerbroski:

there are people in this world who own sexualized body pillows of underaged anime schoolgirls and draw porn of a beloved children’s show about cartoon ponies
but I’M creepy for having a maternal instinct and overwhelming desire to protect and comfort a sad and traumatized spirit who is functionally a child (as explained by his creator)
okay

I have a feeling I’ll be mothering Cole too… But seriously, THIS!

Here’s what I think about mothering Cole. I believe it’s important to answer one question first: what do you think being a parent is about? In my opinion, the ultimate goal of a mother is to raise an independent human being, who no longer needs a mother to survive. What you do to achieve that depends on the child’s age and his current needs. First it’s feeding, protecting, keeping him warm, dry, and happy. Then it becomes more complicated, because you must explain to him how the world works. What is good, what is bad, what is healthy, what is harmful, what is dangerous. You eventually become a mentor, but also a friend who will always help him and support him when he needs it, who will love him no matter what. This is what I believe Cole needs now - a wise guidance and acceptance. This is what I think Solas does, judging by what I gathered about their relationship from interviews and tweets. And I never heard anyone calling Solas creepy for that. So I think that if Cole develops a similar relationship with the Inquisitor, it’s not creepy. It may be good for them both :) So, mothering Cole? Yes, I will!

Plus no one thinks it’s weird that we mother a Krogan who has no idea what life is really like.
So, Cole will be in that fold…and people find it gross?

galagraphia:

hoodie2shoes:

westerbroski:

there are people in this world who own sexualized body pillows of underaged anime schoolgirls and draw porn of a beloved children’s show about cartoon ponies

but I’M creepy for having a maternal instinct and overwhelming desire to protect and comfort a sad and traumatized spirit who is functionally a child (as explained by his creator)

okay

I have a feeling I’ll be mothering Cole too… But seriously, THIS!

Here’s what I think about mothering Cole. I believe it’s important to answer one question first: what do you think being a parent is about? In my opinion, the ultimate goal of a mother is to raise an independent human being, who no longer needs a mother to survive. What you do to achieve that depends on the child’s age and his current needs. First it’s feeding, protecting, keeping him warm, dry, and happy. Then it becomes more complicated, because you must explain to him how the world works. What is good, what is bad, what is healthy, what is harmful, what is dangerous. You eventually become a mentor, but also a friend who will always help him and support him when he needs it, who will love him no matter what. This is what I believe Cole needs now - a wise guidance and acceptance. This is what I think Solas does, judging by what I gathered about their relationship from interviews and tweets. And I never heard anyone calling Solas creepy for that. So I think that if Cole develops a similar relationship with the Inquisitor, it’s not creepy. It may be good for them both :) So, mothering Cole? Yes, I will!

Plus no one thinks it’s weird that we mother a Krogan who has no idea what life is really like.

So, Cole will be in that fold…and people find it gross?

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zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king

zooophagous:

prokopetz:

skittles-n-gravy:

perpetual-galaxies:

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king